EVENING. A man comes home from work in a good mood, whistling a cheery tune. He opens the side door and steps inside the kitchen. “Hi dear. I am home from work”. said the husband “Hello honey. hope you don’t mind if I don’t turn around but I am really concentrating on doing these dishes”. said the wife”. that’s OK. I am gonna go upstairs and take a shower”. said the husband
“Good, I can smell you from here!” said the wife (laughs) UPSTAIRS BATHROOM. The man steps inside the shower and turns the water on. “Oh man! This shower is gonna feel great! And my wife is right about me stinking. But then worms shoot out of the shower head! “What the heck? This isn’t water! It’s worms”!said the husband” But these are no ordinary worms. They are man eating nightcrawlers! “Oh, great! these are actually eating me!” said the husband Worms come out of the man’s eyes and nose. BACK TO THE KITCHEN. The man runs into the room with a towel around his waist “Honey! Don’t use the water! It’s … But too late. the women is a skeleton. Well, I guess this means I’m single! (winks) The man looks outside. The house is totally surrounded by nightcrawlers. “Oh no I’m surrounded! I’d better call the cops!” said the husband The man puts the phone to his ear and dials 999. “ Hello, is this police? I am calling to report… Wait what the ..? A worm crawls from the phone into the man’s ear and out another one. AIIEEEEEEE! (dies)
